Happy Merry Calorie Day Two: The Reckoning
Once again, it’s gonna be a short post this week. The celebration of several Merry Calorie Days in a row has brought me to today. New Year’s Day. Also known as The Day I Vow To Go To The Gym A Lot — Like For Reals This Time — And Never Overeat Again.
It would really help if the gym was actually open on Vowing to Atone for Overeating Day, but it never is. It’s almost like they want me to fall back into Calorie Day observance so I can forever repeat the cycle of feeling icky and keep throwing more money at the fitness industry to absolve me of my guilt.
I should probably set some real goals this year. But right now I’m too lazy to do that. Maybe that should be goal number one: stop being lazy.
Do you set any New Year’s goals? Tell me about it in the comments.
Happy New Year!