Month: June 2019

Someone get me a boat!

I think I need to build a beach in my backyard. It can be done. For my sweet sixteen, my mom ordered a ton of sand and had it dumped in the backyard. And I had an actual beach, and it was eventually glorious. I say “eventually” because it rained for the actual party. But

If you’re reading this…

Want to try a little experiment this week. You know when you’re scrolling through Facebook and you see those posts that are you like “let’s see who actually reads my wall.” Sometimes they start by telling some outrageous story, and then you get to the end and it’s like “and if you’ve made it this

Boring People, Boring Reviews

Anyone who knows me knows that I am forever woefully behind on pop culture. Technology, too. It takes me several years to get on board with new things. I don’t necessarily believe in past lives, but if I did I would guess I’m the reincarnation of a grumpy old woman who thinks that electricity and

Where Monty Python and Muzak collide.

It’s not every day that I feel like I’m living in a Monty Python sketch. But I did recently have one such day. One of my favorite sketches from Monty Python’s Flying Circus (yes, there’s more to Monty Python than the quest for the holy grail — educate yourself) is the Argument Clinic. Michael Palin