The other day I thought, “I wonder what I would be doing in my life if middle school career day was honest.” You remember career day, don’t you? A bunch of well dressed professionals would show up and sit at booths. And you and all your awkward preteen friends would shuffle around, clipboards in hand,
If there are any TV executives who happen to be fans of this blog and are wondering what I would like for my birthday, I have a suggestion. Don’t worry, my birthday isn’t until July, so you’ve got time to put this initiative into motion. I WANT TV TO STOP BEING SO DARK. Let me
The other day I stumbled upon a blast from the past. Turns out my parents still have my Dream Phone. What does that mean, you ask? Dream Phone is an early 90’s board game. Being the early 90s, the game really looks more like something out of the 1980’s. I got mine when I was
Anyone else not sure how old they are? For the record, I am legally 34 years old. I say “legally” because that’s what it says on my driver’s license and other legal documents. That’s probably because if you do the math from my date of birth, it amounts to roughly 34 years on this planet.
Once again, it’s gonna be a short post this week. The celebration of several Merry Calorie Days in a row has brought me to today. New Year’s Day. Also known as The Day I Vow To Go To The Gym A Lot — Like For Reals This Time — And Never Overeat Again. It would