Space Cat Saga: A Retraction

Hello all. I need to provide an update to my last blog post. A few days after publishing, The Cat was calmly standing in the living room when I heard the sounds of a cat fight. Said cat fight seemed to be coming from outside. So it would appear that The Cat was falsely accused of making a ruckus late at night/early in the morning to get my attention.

Though I didn’t actually SEE the dueling cats, so…maybe my cat is a ventriloquist?

Or maybe I was hearing cats from another dimension all along?

OR…

…maybe I just need to get more sleep and stop coming up with cat-related conspiracy theories.

Yeah, sleep would be nice.

What do y’all think? Is the cat being a trickster? Does my neighborhood have a cat fighting problem? Do I just need to hit the hay? Tell me your thoughts!