I’ve got 99 problems and laundry is 98 of them.
Another short one this week, my friends. Let me tell you about my life these days:
- I got the flu and passed the time shouting at the TV.
- I wasn’t really mad at the TV, per se. I was mostly annoyed at the judgmental shade Amazon was throwing me when it kept asking me “are you sure you’re still watching this?”
- Why yes I am, Amazon. Check yourself.
- As I was recovering from said flu, I got word that one of my relatives passed away.
- I got over the flu just in time to travel across the country for services.
- And then I came back home and was behind on everything.
The plus side is that being behind on everything means Amazon hasn’t had a chance to be snotty, because I haven’t had time to watch anything.
But it also means I’m overwhelmed and behind on everything.
The other day I thought “I need a vacation.” But then I realized that would mean things would pile up even more in my absence, and that wouldn’t help my stress levels.
What I actually need, my friends, is a freeze ray.
Yes, I need a time stopping freeze ray to pause everything while I catch up on laundry, work projects, cleaning the house, and all my shows. Then when I’m good and ready, I’ll resume time and then I won’t be behind on things.
It could work, right?
Anyhoo, if anyone could hook me up with such a device, I would be most grateful. Until then, I’ll keep toiling away…as soon as I finish this episode of 30 Rock.
About The Author
Amy Lister
Amy is the creative mind behind Oh Fudge A Muffin. She lives in the Midwest with The Husband (who serves as tech support for Oh Fudge A Muffin) and The Cat (who likes to jump on the keyboard while Amy types). Her interests include The Husband, being the favorite aunt to a posse of nieces and nephews, reading, listening to a variety of music, traveling, and living that sweet sweet blogger life.