Beachside resort? I prefer Netflix and sleep.

I need a sleeping vacation, y’all.

What do I mean by that, you ask? I mean I want to go to a hotel and do nothing but sleep. And watch TV. And read. And maybe go to the pool once in a while.

Okay, so it’s more than just sleep. But the point is I don’t want to be obligated to go anywhere for a few days. Here are my recommendations on how the hotel industry can best accommodate my laziness needs:

  • Have all the TVs be streaming TVs. Let me log into my Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc. Binge watching for the win!
  • Have blackout curtains on the window so I can be complete denial about what time it is.
  • Hire The Shush Patrol to make sure my floor is quiet.

I think that should cover it. If you can’t tell, I’m just a tiny bit cranky. The Cat has recently developed the bad habit of Singing The Song Of Her People outside my bedroom door at odd hours. Also, life’s been kinda rough lately.

Anyhoo, have y’all ever dreamed (see what I did there) of a sleeping vacation? What would yours look like? What shows would you binge watch? Tell me about it in the comments. I’ll see you next week.