Happy Merry Calorie Day Two: The Reckoning

Once again, it’s gonna be a short post this week. The celebration of several Merry Calorie Days in a row has brought me to today. New Year’s Day. Also known as The Day I Vow To Go To The Gym A Lot — Like For Reals This Time — And Never Overeat Again. It would

Happy Merry Calorie Day

It’s gonna be a short post today since it’s The Holidays. For me, today is about celebrating Christmas. Earlier this week I also celebrated Festivus. (The airing of grievances is my favorite part.) Later I’ll celebrate New Year’s.  I imagine this time of year has some sort of meaning to many of you. Maybe it’s

The key to wealth? Cat videos.

Survey time, friends. Who here could use some extra cash?  For the record, I am not currently offering extra cash. Sorry. That was probably a misleading way to start a post. But seriously, we could all use some bonus dough, right? Especially since it’s that magical time of year where we all try to prove

Guest Post: The Cat’s Movie Manifesto

So as previously mentioned, I’ve been in a bit of a writing rut lately due to crazy things happening in the personal life. I wasn’t sure what to do for this week’s post and the clock was ticking. Tuesday was fast approaching, and the stuff I was working on just wasn’t ready yet. I didn’t

Turkeys, Basements, and Touchdowns — Oh My!

Thanksgiving weekend is fast approaching, which for me means three things: Eating All The Carbs. Christmas decorating. Football. In that order. Let me walk you through this trifecta of greatness. First, the carbs. Carbs make everything awesome, and Thanksgiving is a prime example of this rule. Let’s review some of the things that typically show

Of Writer’s Block And Wild Horses

Full disclosure…I really have no idea what I’m going to write this week. I’ve had a bunch of amazing ideas bouncing around in my head, but then whenever I’d try to turn one of them into a blog post, one of two things happened: I forgot them. I couldn’t quite flesh them out. I realized

A Very Merry Holiday Mad Lib

The other day I stumbled upon an article that really made my head hurt. Apparently the Hallmark channel will release 36 new Christmas movies this year. THIRTY. SIX. NEW. CHRISTMAS. MOVIES. THIS. YEAR. I’m still hung up on the fact that a greeting card company has a TV channel. One that makes movies. A LOT

Death Before Actual Exercise: The Battle For The Pool

Some people have a lot of nerve trying to actually work out at a gym. This morning I decided that I needed to exercise. Now, usually I’m good about actually doing stuff when I go to the gym. My personal favorite at the moment is the elliptical. Especially since this particular gym has a seated